I'm not the only cool cat with a website in my group of friends:

• Andy Clark - Andy is a good friend from high school, but for the last year and a half we have been business associates. By that I mean that he is my "pimp." He is the man that helps me to turn tricks and thanks to him, I have a roof over my head and food on my table. Without Andy, who knows where I would be?
  
  
• Brian Cooke - Brian has the world's largest Fig Newton collection. In total he has 3,346 invididual and unique Fig Newtons snacks, including the short lived Bacon and Peanut Butter flavored Fig Newton. Brian stores them all in a very large, climate controlled Tupperware container.
  
  
• Alisa Kraut - Alisa is the first inductee in to the Roller Derby Hall of Fame. The International Roller Derby Association (IRDA) was started in 1972 with a rag tag group of roller skating professionals and football players with roller skating dreams. Alisa used her freakish strength and agility to quickly climb to the top of the Roller Derby world. At the young age of 50, she retired from the IRDA in 2002 and was voted in to the Hall of Fame, unanimously, one year later. She occasional entertains thoughts of a Roller Derby comback, but to this day has still not re-tied up her skate laces (at least not professionally). Her site, randomly enough, is dedicated to the limitless uses for process cheese product.
  
  
• Steve Laniel - Steve is a John Coltrane look-alike. Five years in a row he has won the Smucker's Jelly John Coltrane Look-Alike Contest, each year taking home the grand prize of a year's supply of assorted Smucker's jellies, jams and preserves. And although he works full time for The Quaker Oats Company creating fun recipes with Aunt Jemima syrup, he earns some extra cash on the weekends appearing as John Coltrane at birthday parties, Bar Mitvahs, and baby showers. Please visit his website if you would like to schedule an appearance.
  
  
• Brandon Paluzzi - Mr. Paluzzi is an interesting character. He is about the size of Chihuahua yet he can consume 4 gallons of beer before he even begins to feel a little buzzed. No one knows how he does this, but we do know that if you make fun of the Amish in his presense, he will get pissed. Somewhat ironically, his website is devoted to collecting Amish jokes. Have you heard the one about an Amish guy, a priest, and 2 donkeys? Oh, you have...well then nevermind.
  
  
• Steve Pankavich - Steve P. is a bit unusual. Besides his curious ideas on mouse droppings, he also has a fetish for Oprah in S&M gear. So much of a fetish that he has put up a picture of her in her leather gear and whip on his bedroom door. Next to this picture on his door is one of her freak of nature clients who looks eerily like a mix of a flying bat and human boy. Like I said, Steve is interesting. Visit his website but NEVER EVER make eye contact. Just trust me.
  
  
• Parag Patel - Parag is one of my good friends from college. His site was started about a year ago as a dating website but without even trying, it was turned into a message board for UFO sightings. Kind of an interesting switch, but about 300 messages a day are posted on his site providing for an always fresh and interesting read. While here, be sure to check out the archives of his old webpage, "Online Step Arobics With Parag." What a work out.
  
  
• Chris Rugen - Chris is what we lovingly call "a freak of nature;" he only has one eye and it is located in the back of his neck. This causes for a lot of awkward conversations. And to make matters worse, Chris has a mighty fine ass making it hard to concentrate on his one eye while talking to him and the back of his neck. If you ask nicely though, and wave a few dollars in front of his eye, he'll let you touch his ass. His website is dedicated to collecting every recipe for Chicken Francais. Who knew this fine dish could be made in so many ways?
  
  
• Emily Ruthig - She is a hotty, plain and simple. She actually makes a pretty good living off of this, getting paid to appear in different public places just to increase the percentage of hotties in the area. In her spare time she enjoys long walks on the beach and having dreams of making out with me. True story. If you need some good porn, you can find it at Emily's website. Thank you Emily.
  
  
• Sarah Devi Sahni - Sarah is exactly 4'11". Because of the exactness of her height she is constantly being studied and has actually become the basis for all non metric measurements of length. Sarah is currently being stored at the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) and this website is her only contact to the outside world.
  
  
  
• This site is dedicated to Jon Sung's favorite band - Eve 6. Their true to life lyrics and intricate guitar work won Jon over from the start and this is clear once you visit his site. Lyrics, tablature, biographies of the band members, and pretty much anything else Eve 6 related can be found here. Also, Jon loves kitties.
  
  
  
• Anjali Vora - Anjali is a freshman at Syracuse University and the likely starting power forward for 2004-2005 Syracuse Orange mens basketball team. It's hard to believe that this team could be considered a contender for the National Championship with a power forward that stands at only 5'2". But Anjali has great fundamentals and astounding court vision, allowing her to overcome her small stature and dominate other much taller opponents. Her website is dedicated to both snakeheads and Dolly Parton, in her words, a "killer combo."
  
  
• Paul Wolpe - Paul is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the tallest person in the world. The weird thing is, he's not that tall. He certainly wasn't the tallest person at school, in fact I think I might be a bit taller than him. Kind of odd.