Can It Fit In My ROOS Pocket?

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Change

You know what I really hate? I hate walking around with change in my pockets. I already carry around enough stuff in my pockets - my cell phone, chapstick, keys, my Colt .45 (the beer, not the gun) - and the last thing I need is something else jingling around in there. So wouldn't it be great if my ROOS could carry around my change for me? So let's see if they can:

A Pack of Gum

I chew a lot of gum (Polar Ice gum), but like I've already stated about my pants pockets, they are too full. And if I have to choose between my Colt .45 or a pack of gum, it's always going to be the Colt .45. So if my ROOS could save me here, that would be pretty sweet:

One Piece of Gum

Or maybe just one piece of Polar Ice gum, for emergency purposes only:

A CD

Me loves me some great music. But not everyone always has the right tunes to really get this party started right (quickly, right). If my ROOS pockets could carry a CD for me, I'd never be at a loss for the right music, and parties I'm at would always be bangin':

A TV

This is my roommate's TV, so it might not be totally fair for me to carry it around in my ROOS. But I'm a really big TV fan and sometimes I just get so bored without it. At this point in my life, it's too late to develop social skills, so if I could just shove this TV in my ROOS pocket to have at all times I'd be fine. George looks skeptical though.

A Scooby-Doo Chia Pet

There has been so many times when I'm out and about that I've regretted not carrying my Scooby-Doo Chia Pet with me. I mean, it's happened too many times to even recall one of those situations. Oh wait, well, there was that one time I was in the audience at "Let's Make a Deal" and Monty Hall offered me $100 if I had a Scooby-Doo Chia Pet:

To Be Continued...

Well folks, that's it for now. I hope you've enjoyed this game. If so, please stay tuned for future installments of CAN IT FIT IN MY ROOS POCKET?